10. Wesh
9. The Angry Samoan
8. Gizmonte and Bevilacqua
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10. Planetary Alignment Decreases Gravity
9. Hotheaded Naked Ice Borers
8. The Left-Handed Whopper
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10. Family Politics on Facebook
9. Elocutionary Beauty
8. Award-Show Blooper
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10. coffee
9. pinto
8. fava
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10. Sugar Shanks
9. Colonel Corncob
8. Deez
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10. Jetsons
9. C.O.P.S.
8. Robotech
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10. accept jesus christ as your savior and die of old age with a wife and three kids and 10 grandchildren who all love you dearly
9. Heart attack while having sex
8. Sucked into black hole -- image of you preserved for infinity at event horizon
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10. Mandible
9. Yo
8. Roger
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10. Politics - I’d never stoop so low as to write about politics, because that’s the stuff popular blogs are made of, and I’ll be damned if I ever become one of those popular blogs. That’s why it’s number ten on this list. Come to think of it, if it came down to the cuplate and politics, I’d probably rather talk about the cuplate.
9. Burn After Reading - I could write about how Nate, Tom, Nicci and I tried to attend a free screening of the new Coen brothers film last evening at the Arclight, but we arrived too late. Instead, I bought everyone pizza and we watched John Carpenter’s The Thing. No chicks in that movie! It’s good that way, too, because you know if there was a woman in that station she’d have fucked the alien and ruined any chance at survival within the first five minutes of the movie. That’s just what women do. They fuck shit up for the rest of us.
8. The Doctor - I went to a doctor yesterday and it was a pretty bad experience. I showed him some bug bites on my arm and before I could finish asking if they were gnats, noseeums, fleas or bedbugs, he interjected, “It could be worse! It could be much worse!” Aren’t doctors supposed to have good bedside manner? Aren’t they supposed to coolly and calmly tell you their diagnoses or answer any questions you might have?
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10. Backgammon
9. Stratego
8. Sorry
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