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Ways to Use Humor to Improve Relationships
- 10. Use humor to neutralize conflict in your relationships. When things...
- 9. Watch comedy movies and television programs as often a possible.
- 8. Collect cartoons and jokes and put them on display on the fridge or...
- Score: 3.32
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Ways To Tell If Someone Is Really An Orc
- 10. "What's that funnny smell.....?"
- 9. Their name is Graknukh the Smasher...Smith.
- 8. They have a White Hand emblazoned on their briefcase.
- Score: 0.78
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Ways To Tell A LOTR Fan His Zipper Is Open
- 10. The Nine are abroad . . . and so is your One.
- 9. Even the Lidless Eye would look away.
- 8. Lotho has taken over Bag End.
- Score: 1.16
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Ways to Spot the Air Marshal on Your Plane
- 10. Every 15-minutes, he checks the aisles for camel droppings.
- 9. His dog licks everyone's crotch, so it can't burst into flames over...
- 8. He cracks open his free peanuts with the butt of a gun.
- Score: 1.81
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ways to spot a married man.
- 10. He is surrounded by hookers.
- 9. He brings his lunch to work in an insulated bag that matches his coat.
- 8. He gets regular dental checkups.
- Score: 1.47
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Ways to Make a Man Your Own
- 10. On your wedding day, just tell him they're serving cake at church.
- 9. Never take him shopping with you! Just buy him whatever he'll need...
- 8. Buy yourself a nice engagement ring. Don't worry, he won't notice.
- Score: 1.80
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58
Ways to Behave Like a Lady
- 10. Never shave your pubic hair like a 7 - 10 split.
- 9. Never ask Oprah if she's got room for dessert.
- 8. Never search for sex toys when your water breaks.
- Score: 1.62
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Ways to Avoid Being a Victim in Horror Movie
- 10. Don’t be a jerk
- 9. Avoid Stereotypes
- 8. Get Outta High School
- Score: 2.63
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Ways Spending Too Much Time On LOTR Board
- 10. You've forgotten what the sun looks like, and your skin is start
- 9. You haven't eaten in two days, and don't care.
- 8. A friend tells you a joke, and you respond by saying:
- Score: 1.05
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