Displaying entries 11 - 20 of 1715 in total
11
Reasons To Race Bicycles
- 10. Haven't thrown up in a while
- 9. Read somewhere that sweat is an aphrodisiac
- 8. Got no life, so why not?
- Score: 1.34
- Comments
12
Justifications For Buying That 4000 Dollar Bike
- 10. I don't mind living on Macaroni and Cheese for the next two year
- 9. That Pell grant for college doesn't have to be repaid.
- 8. It came with free valve stem dust caps.
- Score: 2.11
- Comments
14
Reasons Why Mountain Bikers Smell
- 10. Ever tried wiping with a pine cone?
- 9. They never sit still long enough to whif themselves.
- 8. It helps the Forest Service locate the body.
- Score: 1.64
- Comments
15
Ways to Tell You're Running Out of Steam
- 10. You wish your bike had power steering.
- 9. Your tongue feels like a Mr. Tuffy liner.
- 8. You've lost all feeling above your toes.
- Score: 1.60
- Comments
16
Signs that You're Over Accessorized
- 10. You've pierced your nipples with a set of 46 tooth chainrings.
- 9. You've got bar ends on your bar ends.
- 8. You fitted your rig with the Donna Karan detachable panniers and
- Score: 2.14
- Comments
17
Clues that You're a Poser
- 10. One word: kickstand.
- 9. Two words: Gucci eyewear.
- 8. You have Oil of Olay knees.
- Score: 1.66
- Comments
18
Poser Excuses For Not Riding Today
- 10. "Really shouldn't miss this week's White Sale at Macy's."
- 9. "Ran out of Old Spice."
- 8. "My calves have razor stubble."
- Score: 1.30
- Comments
19
Excuses For Not Commuting by Bicycle
- 10. I need my car for errands
- 9. I'd have to get up much earlier if I rode my bicycle
- 8. I'm out of shape
- Score: 0.90
- Comments
20
Biking Trips
- 10. San Juan Islands, Washington, U.S.A
- 9. South Island, New Zealand
- 8. Blue Ridge Parkway, North Carolina and Virginia, U.S.A.
- Score: 0.72
- Comments
