The Top Ten Lists by: 4bikkun
Displaying entries 21 - 27 of 27 in total
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Signs that You Need a New Bike
- 10. Your bike has 23 speeds less than the average bike.
- 9. It's getting harder and harder to throw a leg over your 25-inch
- 8. No one else cares anymore that your bike was the "top of the lin
- Score: 0.40
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23
Reasons Why Mountain Bikers Smell
- 10. Ever tried wiping with a pine cone?
- 9. They never sit still long enough to whif themselves.
- 8. It helps the Forest Service locate the body.
- Score: 0.29
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24
Poser Excuses For Not Riding Today
- 10. "Really shouldn't miss this week's White Sale at Macy's."
- 9. "Ran out of Old Spice."
- 8. "My calves have razor stubble."
- Score: 0.29
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25
Reasons To Race Bicycles
- 10. Haven't thrown up in a while
- 9. Read somewhere that sweat is an aphrodisiac
- 8. Got no life, so why not?
- Score: 0.28
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Justifications For Buying That 4000 Dollar Bike
- 10. I don't mind living on Macaroni and Cheese for the next two year
- 9. That Pell grant for college doesn't have to be repaid.
- 8. It came with free valve stem dust caps.
- Score: 0.19
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27
Ways to Tell You're Running Out of Steam
- 10. You wish your bike had power steering.
- 9. Your tongue feels like a Mr. Tuffy liner.
- 8. You've lost all feeling above your toes.
- Score: 0.07
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