. . . in the proposed NHL bargaining agreement.
The NHL has proposed several changes in their proposal to the NHL Players Association to try to bring down costs for owners. Among them are a roughly 22% decrease in pay across the board! It has been called in various news sources a "Declaration of War" or "Shot across the bow" or " almost guaranteeing a lockout this fall" . So what else could Gary Bettman possibly have asked for in the NHL CBA proposal? I am glad you asked.
The NHL has proposed several changes in their proposal to the NHL Players Association to try to bring down costs for owners. Among them are a roughly 22% decrease in pay across the board! It has been called in various news sources a "Declaration of War" or "Shot across the bow" or " almost guaranteeing a lockout this fall" . So what else could Gary Bettman possibly have asked for in the NHL CBA proposal? I am glad you asked.
. . . in the proposed NHL bargaining agreement. The NHL has proposed several changes in their proposal to the NHL Players Association to try to bring dow... more
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Players must play for free in new expansion South American "Summer League" with teams in Venezuela, Nicarauga, Columbia and the Falkland Islands.
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Players must build giant sphinx with head of Gary Bettman (the making of which will then be turned into as a reality TV show).
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Players must perform in private Ice Capades show for NHL owners' kids twice a year -on Christmas Day and the day before the playoffs begin.
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All player dental replacements must have sponsor logo.
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Player exercise bikes must be hooked up to owner's air conditioned luxury box suite.
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Visiting players must push the zamboni between periods.
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Players must retrieve pucks from stands for re-use.
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Players must make snow cones from snow at the side of the net.
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Player Family's must bake cookies for sale at the concession stand.
Ok I have to admit- I lifted this one from my other Top Ten: Top Ten Things the Phoenix Coyotes can do to stretch their finances: https://funnytoptens.blogspot.ca/2009/01/top-10-things-phoenix-coyotes-can-do-to.html
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NHL Players must pay for their own equipment.
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