A Comedy about the moments that touch us in ways we've never been touched before.
A Comedy about the moments that touch us in ways we've never been touched before.
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Created 09/02/08
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You know how I know you're gay? You like Coldplay.
David
2
Yeah, I remember that girl, she was a hoe... for sho'
Andy Stitzer
3
All you got to do is use your instincts. How do you think a lion knows to tackle a gazelle? It's written, it's a code written in his DNA, says, "tackle the gazelle." And believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says, "tackle drunk bitches."
Jay
4
No, no, he don't need no help! He's already been served. I served him. He's taken care of. He's a little slow, but he got it. See, what he thought was he can come up here and make the rules. But now he see that Jay make the rules at Smart Tech, that I run this bitch and now he 'bout to bounce!
Jay
5
You should keep your hoe on a leash.
Andy Stitzer
6
That was Jay's idea, and I wasn't going to say anything, but waxing your chest is the gayest thing you could possibly do. Look at me: looks are not important. *Really* look at me. I am ugly as fuck by traditional standards, but, I get with women. Aren't you curious as to how that's possible?
Cal
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Is it true that if you don't use it you lose it?
Andy
8
I kinda felt bad for the horse!
Cal
9
You know how I know you're gay? You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, "I like it when balls are in my face."
David
10
Yeah... she's adorable... fuckin' bitch.
David
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