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You feel like the “morning after” without the “night before.”
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Forget laying out; 15 minutes of direct sun can cause 3rd degree burns.
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Risky activities aren’t hang-gliding and para-sailing but flossing and nail clipping.
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“Water sports” involve the bathroom, not the pool.
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Alcohol is only for cleaning your line caps and port site.
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Your “cocktails” aren’t mixed by a sexy bartender but by a pharmacist in hazmat gear.
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Your mouth feels like you've been sucking poison ivy Altoids.
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“Shooting up” means a neupogen shot.
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"Sleeping in" refers to anything after 5:30 a.m.
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The little blue pills you take have absolutely nothing to do with Viagra.
[source: OPEN Mike blog ]
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