The following allegedly were taken off of actual police car videos around the country. I culled it down to the best ten.
                
                
                    The following allegedly were taken off of actual police car videos around the country. I culled it down to the best ten.
                  
                  
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                            Rank  (best ever) 16
                            
                          
                          
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                            Created 06/20/07
                            
                          
                          
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                      "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we
                          2
                        
                      "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend
                          3
                        
                      "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, bu
                          4
                        
                      "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
                          5
                        
                      "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
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                      "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toas
                          7
                        
                      "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you
                          8
                        
                      "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
                          9
                        
                      "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certifica
                          10
                        
                      "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll str
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