THE TOP TEN Euphemisms for Masterbation
A euphemism is a substitution of an agreeable or less offensive expression in place of one that may offend or suggest something unpleasant to the listener,[1] or in the case of doublespeak, to make it less troublesome for the speaker.

Masturbation refers to sexual stimulation, especially of one's own genitals (self masturbation) and often to the point of orgasm,[1] which is performed manually, by other types of bodily contact (except for sexual intercourse), by use of objects or tools, or by some combination of these methods.
A euphemism is a substitution of an agreeable or less offensive expression in place of one that may offend or suggest something unpleasant to the listener,[1...  more
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Strom-ing your Thurmond

 
 
 

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Knocking out the one-eyed champ

 
 
 

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Taking the dog out for a walk

 
 
 

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Playing the one holed finger flute

 
 
 

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Rubbing one out

 
 
 

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Beating around the bush

 
 
 

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I was just cleanin' it, and it went off by accident.

 
 
 

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Feeding the Chickens

 
 
 

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Wrapping presents

 
 
 

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Whacking off

 
 
 





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