THE TOP TEN excuses when caught masturbating.
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Idle hands are the Devil's helper.
2
Your physician wants you to get more exercise.
3
You were just loosening some bellybutton lint.
4
You have less than an hour to live.
5
Only one palm was hairy.
6
You saw something moving in your pubic hair.
7
You're rehabbing a groin pull.
8
You're in training for the Pepsi Ejaculation Challenge.
9
You have a new gasoline powered vibrator with dual afterburners.
10
You were trying to tame a runaway erection.
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