I've been living in Canada my entire life and I have to admit that I'm starting to get bored with Canadian women. They don't have that exotic quality, they don't have those sexy accents ... and they don't have those sexy accents. I think I'm going to go on a strict diet of foreign ladies for a few years and see what happens. Well, now that I think about it plane tickets are kind of expensive these days and overseas travel isn't exactly safe. Maybe I'll just try to find a hot Italian girl at the Olive Garden this weekend instead.