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1
Women never ask him to top it off with sprinkles.
2
It took the rabbi two days to circumcise him.
3
He was the inspiration for the $5 Footlong.
4
He wears prescription condoms with a "relaxed fit."
5
Several of his group sessions have gone platinum.
6
His partners frequently request a general anesthetic.
7
He can generate nearly 2000 pounds of thrust, without going to afterburners.
8
His women usually come mashed or strained.
9
Hookers automatically add a surcharge for chafed lips.
10
The IRS accepts his annual lubricant expenses as a Charitable Deduction.
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