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1
He's had sex with at least one non-carbon based life form.
2
Edible underwear is the only thing she knows how to cook.
3
The pictures in his wallet all came from milk cartons.
4
She automatically climbs into the back seat of a car.
5
The size of his head says "Caesarean section."
6
When you brought her home to meet your mother, she had sex with your father.
7
All his toes are the same length.
8
She lists her occupation as "pimp's helper."
9
He plans to earn a living by sucking venom out of snake bites.
10
At weddings, she always catches the clap.
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