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                      After counting up all your sex organs, pimps always hit you with a surcharge.
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                      During group sex, you're always the designated deviate.
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                      You wear your defective chromosomes on your sleeve.
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                      Your name is usually accepted as the correct answer to that chicken or the egg thing.
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                      An OB-GYN and a drag queen were called in to help with your circumcision.
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                      In high school, you were voted "Most Likely to Qualify for Sex Reassignment Surgery."
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                      Nothing beats a threesome with yourself.
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                      Your bachelor party was held at the zoo.
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                      Bisexuals all agree that you're "something else."
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                      You were seen coming out of Ryan Seacrest's closet.
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