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Created 09/02/08
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Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
2
No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.
3
What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
4
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.
5
Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!
6
Ve vant ze money, Lebowski.
7
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
8
Where's the money, Lebowski? Where's the fucking money, shithead?
9
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit
10
I am the walrus.
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