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1
Batman and Robin
What seemed like a no-brainer -- heartthrob Clooney as Batman -- turned into a movie for people with no brains: awful dialogue, campy direction, character development skimpier than Uma Thurman's costume. But if Ahnuld ever runs for president, his Mr. Freeze line 'Let's kick some ice!' would KILL in deep Alaska.
2
Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
This 2007 Razzie winner for Worst Picture has little of the original's taut suspense and exists mainly as an homage to Sharon Stone's still-perky bare breasts, no doubt aided in their quest to point upwards by her $14 mil paycheck (the film itself made $6 million). Sharon's breasts: 1; 'Basic Instinct 2': 0.
3
Dumb and Dumber: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)
As deliriously funny as the original was, its dreadful prequel was painful and off-putting. Did they really think there was comedy to be mined from two unknowns impersonating Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels? We've seen 30-second clips on YouTube with more laughs.
4
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)
How fitting that the plot for this imitation horror movie focused on folks trying to 'cash in' on the events of the first film by arranging a 'Blair Witch Hunt' tour. And though it's never remotely scary, the exhibitionists all get their due. Can't say the same for the people behind this garbage heap, though.
5
Staying Alive (1983)
Sylvester Stallone directed this 'Saturday Night Fever' sequel in which Tony Manero (John Travolta) lands the lead in the Broadway musical 'Satan's Alley,' requiring him to dance in a loincloth to music written by Stallone's brother Frank. We could go on, but at this point even Satan's begging for mercy.
6
Jason X (2002)
It actually sounds like a spoof: 'Jason in Space!' And it really should've been, because this (very unnecessary) 10th installment of the 'Friday the 13th' series -- in which the cryogenically frozen Jason Voorhees is thawed aboard a spaceship in the 25th century to get a few more kills -- is absurdly funny.
7
Blues Brothers 2000 (1998)
There's one silver lining to John Belushi's tragic death: He wasn't around to see this sorry spectacle that takes on John Goodman and a 10-year-old orphan in an attempt to stay ... fresh? At least the music (by R&B legends like Aretha Franklin) is good -- if only those pesky actors didn't get in the way.
8
Weekend at Bernie's II (1993)
The original -- in which two hapless pals pretend that their murdered boss (that'd be Bernie) is still alive -- is Oscar material compared to the sequel, in which a Voodoo hex is placed upon said dead boss, causing him to dance (yes, dance!) his way to a trunk filled with cash. Please, kill us.
9
Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
Runaway cruise ship! Doesn't have the ring to it of "runaway bus," huh? Though Sandra Bullock does her best with new cohort Jason Patric, there's no saving this dead-in-the-water sequel. But 'Speed 2' does do something we thought impossible: It makes Keanu Reeves (who passed) look like a genius.
10
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)
We appreciate Superman's bid to rid the world of nuclear weapons, but we'd rather he destroy all copies of this film. It's rife with awful dialogue, shoddy effects and a Fabio-esque villain named Nuclear Man -- who happens to be the DNA 'lovechild' of Lex Luthor and Supes. It's Kryptonite to anyone with taste.
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