As the College of Cardinals meets to choose a successor for the retiring Pope Benedict XVI, here's some suggestions for his new papal name.
As the College of Cardinals meets to choose a successor for the retiring Pope Benedict XVI, here's some suggestions for his new papal name.
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Pope Chumlee I
If the new pope used to work in a Vegas pawn shop.
2
Pope Mookie I
If he once played for the New York Yankees.
3
Poprah Winfrey I
If he's a super-rich AfricanAmerican woman Television mogul.
4
Pope Dorothy I
If he has more than one pair of those ruby-red slippers.
5
Pope Onarope I
If he winds up being a puppet ruler.
6
Pope Django I
The D is silent.
7
Pope Bilbo I
It's all about the ring, baby.
8
Pope Nucky I
If he looks like Steve Buscemi
9
Pope Happy Gilmore
The price is wrong, Bob.
10
Pope The Situation I
If he's a Guido from Jersey
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