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His news is bigger than your news.
His news is bigger than your news.
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Created 09/02/08
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Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
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I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
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What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.
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Oh Audrey - I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What's that? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league. YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY! LOOK AT ME! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Alright?
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Smells like Bigfoot's dick.
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No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
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I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...
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You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?
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Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen. Cannonball!
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Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
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