If he were any cooler, he'd still be frozen, baby!
If he were any cooler, he'd still be frozen, baby!
1
It's Dr. Evil, I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "mister," thank you very much.
2
One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.
3
Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.
4
That ain't no woman! It's a man, man!
5
Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
6
My god, Vanessa's got a fabulous body... I bet she shags like a minx... How do I let them know because of the unfreezing process, I have no inner monologue? I hope I didn't just say that all out loud just now.
7
They're always after me lucky charms.
8
Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please!
9
No, this is me in a nutshell: "Help! I'm in a nutshell! How did I get into this bloody great big nutshell? What kind of shell has a nut like this?"
10
Judo chop!
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