The Afro-American is an entertaining lot, but nothing can be so hilarious, although somewhat disturbing, is the monikers that Blacks in this country are naming their children, ranging from funny to downright stupid.
The Afro-American is an entertaining lot, but nothing can be so hilarious, although somewhat disturbing, is the monikers that Blacks in this country are nami... more
1
d'Brickashaw Ferguson
???? My brain actually hurts trying to figuer out WTF this poor guys parents were thinking.
2
Anfernee Hardaway
His Moms actually thought she was naming him Anthony, but just spelled it in Ebonics apparently.
3
Kareem Abdul Jabaar
Had a cool name "Lew Alcindor" at birth, parents couldn't spell, but at least got the sound right. Then changed it to this jibberish.
4
La-La
Actually pronounced LaDashLa. I guess they couldn't afford the extra four letters, or welfare didn't cover it.
5
LaDarious
Blacks used to have the habit of just putting 'La', 'Da', 'De', 'ke', etc in front of a normal name, this is taking it to the next level of stupidity.
6
Clitorious Jackson
Poor baby who's naming caused some controversay a few years back. Poor kid.
7
Octavious
Quite a few professional athletes have this tag. My research suggests it comes from black people trying to make their kid sound impotant
8
Uniqua
Name of one of the black Backyardigans, shame how stupidity is now becoming ingrained into popular culture due to political correctness
9
"Any 2 letters" + Shawn
DeShawn, DaShawn, KeShawn, LeShawn, MeShawn, TeShawn, JeShawn, etc...a fun game. Not so fun for the kid though.
10
Shaniqua
Names such as this started popping up in the 60's and 70's when black people started to attempt to get in touch with their African roots. I guess giving your kids stupid names is "rooty"
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