10. Ace Bailey
9. Dalton Trickle
8. Dante St. Clair
More...

10. Get a job at Macdonald's
9. Swimming with sharks in a feeding frenzy, "at least twice"
8. Running a marathon with no previous training, without stopping
More...

10. Wesh
9. The Angry Samoan
8. Gizmonte and Bevilacqua
More...

10. Rubbernecking is NOT a beautiful thing. Slowing down when you see an ethnic person (be they African American, Hispanic, Asian or otherwise) sitting on the curb while a police officer sifts his way through their entire automobile IS a beautiful thing.
9. Scoring the winning touchdown, sinking the winning basket, they can be kind of cool. Me, I'd rather be the guy who checks into the game late, maybe as a replacement, and does something so asinine that it goes down in local sports history. To read more about this, check out the Top Ten Evan LeVine Sports Moments. Hearing the rumor that there was still a Four Squares "move" called "The McGoff" at Burnett Hill Elementary School... It blew my mind. Sure, it was an illegal move, but now McGoff has been immortalized in local sporting lore. Because game-winning scenarios--if not in championship games-- fade, being known as the kid who streaked across the court naked slathered in red paint is definitely a beautiful thing.
8. If you feel the urge to urinate while driving, and you take the very next exit only to end up driving for two hours without passing a stop, it might seem like a wasted day. But when you have absolutely no commitments and nothing to do, and you find this little gas station with fresh brewed coffee, nachos with hot spicy cheese, and a clean bathroom, you my friend have stumbled onto one of the most pleasantly surprising, hidden gems of a beautiful thing.
More...

10. Freddy Krueger - The most trite of costumes. I don't remember when I did it, but I remember I was young enough to think this was a cool idea for a costume. I'd never even seen Nightmare on Elm Street. In fact, I still haven't seen any of the Nightmare on Elm Street movies. I just thought he was fucked up looking, and his red sweater kinda creeped me out. On a related note, I used to wear that sweater to school sometimes also. I just really liked it.
9. Lawrence "LT" Taylor - Was the first costume I wore to school. I was in first grade and enjoyed football quite a bit. Of course, I didn't know the guy that I was emulating would one day become just another crackhead battling legal troubles once his professional sports days were numbered. At least he waited for his career to end before he fell off the fucking charts.
8. Dwight "Doc" Gooden - In second grade I decided I liked baseball way more than football. I always wanted to be a pitcher in the major leagues, but because I was kind of small and not very strong, this dream died by the wayside when I quit little league in middle school. Of course, Doc's legal battles are even more woeful than LT's, which makes my first choice of costumes completely and utterly awesome. I basically went to school as a crackhead for two years in a row, only they wore different work uniforms.
More...

10. Mandible
9. Yo
8. Roger
More...

10. Learn an instrument
9. Fly a kite
8. Take a vacation
More...

10. Rain storm
9. Sandwich
8. Coffee
More...

10. http://deardaisycottage.typepad.com/daisy_cottage/
9. http://www.sadieolive.typepad.com/
8. http://tparty.typepad.com/the_tcozy/
More...

10. Cactus
9. Parking Cone (no pants)
8. Surfuric Acid
More...